Dear cute boy who I served at work yesterday,
Your cologne smelled delicious, but it happened to be the exact cologne that nameless boy whom I have come to loath wears. I was very distraught when I realized this.
Please refrain from using that fragrance,
Songbird
Dear cologne company who is soon to receive some boycotting,
Sorry to inform you, but you have one particular fragrance that must be immediately taken off the market due to the misleading ideas that it puts in young girls' innocent (and sometimes not-so-innocent) minds. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Songbird
Dear lovely ladies who now share BFF bracelets with me,
The mall today was phenomenal, and I thoroughly enjoyed being able to hang out with two such amazing girls as yourselves. Thank you for distracting me from the realities of the world for such a blissful couple of hours. (See pictures, next post).
Love forever and ever,
Songbird
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