Dear nameless boy whom I have come to loath,
While I realize that this weekend marks the date of your birth, I am sorry to inform you that we will not be having any sexual relations due to the fact that I have just begun my period.
HAHA SUCKER!!!!
Love ya!
Songbird
P.S. I've decided that since you will not want to hang out with me probably anyway, I'm going out to a friend's house that day. Hope you'll understand.
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